Author Notes: You are cheap, poor and lazy. And you can afford one oyster just to live like the Donald for about 5 seconds. One taste is all you get. Now back to your double wide. I wrote up this recipe four years ago but it seems more relevant than ever. —pierino
Serves: none
Ingredients
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1
Fresh kumamoto oyster (or substitute one belon flown in from Brittany)
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1/4
cup champagne vinegar
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1
shallot chopped
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1
teaspoon prepared horseradish
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Ground white pepper
Directions
- Shuck the oyster.
- Whisk together remaining ingredients and serve with your cold oyster.
- Swallow oyster.
- Get your hair ironed and and your eyebrows threaded.
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