1 sugar cube
1 drop bitters
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 3/4 teaspoons warm water
3 fluid ounces gin
2 fluid ounces tequila
1 lemon-lime-flavored immune support effervescent tablet (such as Emergen-C®)
1 fluid ounce peppermint schnapps
crushed ice, as desired
Place sugar cube on a small vessel. Drop bitters on top; let soak to produce an Algolian suntiger tooth.
Fuse salt and water together in a concave apparatus until dissolved to yield Santraginus V sea water.
Combine the Santraginus V sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin (gin), and O'l Janx Spirit (tequila) in a serving vessel. Release Fallian marsh gas (effervescent tablet) into the solution. Decant Qualactin Hypermint extract (schnapps) over the back of a spoon held just above the liquid's surface.
Transfer the Algolian Suntiger tooth into the concoction; let dissolve. Stir in Zamphuor (ice) to decrease the temperature to 32 degrees F (0 degrees C). Funnel an olive into the final product. 'Drink… but… very carefully…'